Joke Time ----------
 Husband sat in his room throwing darts 🎯 at his wife's photo but not even a single one hit the Target.   🎯
From another room wife asks the husband :
"What are u doing?"
Husband : "MISSING YOU "

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Joke Time ----------
  An American Family - - Youngest Son: Dad, what's difrnce btwn
 'hypothetically' & 'reality'?
 Dad turns to wife: Would u sleep with tom cruise for 1million?
 Wife: of course! I would never waste such an opportunity..
 Then Dad asks daughter: wud u sleep with tom cruise for 1 Milion?
 Daughter:Yes He s my fantasy! Dad asks elder son: Would u sleep with, tom cruise for 1 million?
 Elder Son: Why not.. Imagine what I could do with that money!
 Father turns to his younger son: u see son, 'Hypothetically' we r sitting
 with 3 million, but in 'Reality' we r living with 2 prostitutes & 1 gay
 Bastard :):):)
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