JOKE Time-----------------
Man: Women are very Means !
Woman: Proof it ....
Man: Most Woman dony't like to help Unknown Men
Butt
All Men are ready to Help Unknow Women.....!
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JOKE Time-----------------
Husband and wife are going in a car and suddenly rain starts
and wind screen become blind so everything become unseen able out of car , they
escape from accident ,
wife : Darling clean the wind screen .
Husband : No need to worry dear it’s okay .
Wife : After some time wife shouted stop the car and let me
clean the wind screen
Husband : Its useless babe because, i left my glasses at
home .
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JOKE Time-----------------
Once a man is passing from Jungle after having fight with
her girlfriend, she is searching for him and calling his name. During his way
man found a vampire came in front of him.
Vampire : Today I will drink your blood .
Man : Do not drink my blood its cold but my girlfriend blood
is very hot every time she is yelling at me .
Vampire : No today I want to take cold drink J.
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JOKE Time-----------------
Husband : Hi babe why don't you use birth control pills.
Wife : Why birth control pills is for ladies
Husband : there is no issue for me i thinking first kid is just for 2 months
wife : I mean birth control pills should probably be made for men .
Husband : Why ?
Wife : Its make more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest .
Wife : Why birth control pills is for ladies
Husband : there is no issue for me i thinking first kid is just for 2 months
wife : I mean birth control pills should probably be made for men .
Husband : Why ?
Wife : Its make more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest .
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JOKE Time-----------------
1st Boy : This morning , I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.
2nd boy : You most did something wrong
1st Boy : Maybe
2nd Boy : By the why what you did ?
1st Boy : I was staring at her boobs when she said " Would you please press 1 " and i I DID SO softly
2nd Boy : Duffer she said to press first floor button ( 1 ).
2nd boy : You most did something wrong
1st Boy : Maybe
2nd Boy : By the why what you did ?
1st Boy : I was staring at her boobs when she said " Would you please press 1 " and i I DID SO softly
2nd Boy : Duffer she said to press first floor button ( 1 ).
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